Best excuse yet for why someone who has strung me along for half an hour on Manhunt suddenly dropped off the face of the earth rather than give me his address so we can actually fuck?
After an hour or so of some intense dirty chat and bating with a 'str8'/married father of 2, I was left holding my throbbing, leaking cock in my hand...left to my own devices, high-n-dry and ultimately totally pissed-off...half-hour later, I received an IM from him, "...sorry mate...had to give the kids a bath and then put them to bed..."
Just this week a guy dropped off and then three hours later apologized and said his phone kept on acting up and he's at the apple store... sent a pic within the store (which seems a bit much)... texted me the next day... and then maybe got locked in a lead-lined room in which electronic communications are impenetrable cause I haven't heard from him since. meh. but really? you felt the need to prove you were at the apple store? hm...
Too bad yesterday's fake bottom didn't send me photographic evidence too! I would have liked to see him with his green visor on, shirt sleeves rolled up, blotter all full of red and black ink on his desk, jabbing at buttons on his hand-cranked adding machine. Refinancing is hard work, and you never know when it might suddenly happen to you, right in the middle of setting up a fuck!
Ha! Gave me a great visual. Except I added on a striped vest, sleeve garters, and round specs hanging off the nose. Struggling with the caption though. "Suddenly Refinance"? "Refinance, Interrupted"? Once I figure that out, I'll be sure to take it out my head and fax it over to ya.
This, too, shall pass...
ReplyDeleteIt didn't really upset me, Invis... At least his bullshit was creative!
DeleteAfter an hour or so of some intense dirty chat and bating with a 'str8'/married father of 2, I was left holding my throbbing, leaking cock in my hand...left to my own devices, high-n-dry and ultimately totally pissed-off...half-hour later, I received an IM from him, "...sorry mate...had to give the kids a bath and then put them to bed..."
ReplyDeleteSuffice it to say, THAT got me off!
I can only assume the children were playing in the molasses jar and the gun rack unsupervised while he was online with you...
DeleteJust this week a guy dropped off and then three hours later apologized and said his phone kept on acting up and he's at the apple store... sent a pic within the store (which seems a bit much)... texted me the next day... and then maybe got locked in a lead-lined room in which electronic communications are impenetrable cause I haven't heard from him since. meh.
ReplyDeletebut really? you felt the need to prove you were at the apple store? hm...
Too bad yesterday's fake bottom didn't send me photographic evidence too! I would have liked to see him with his green visor on, shirt sleeves rolled up, blotter all full of red and black ink on his desk, jabbing at buttons on his hand-cranked adding machine. Refinancing is hard work, and you never know when it might suddenly happen to you, right in the middle of setting up a fuck!
DeleteHa! Gave me a great visual. Except I added on a striped vest, sleeve garters, and round specs hanging off the nose. Struggling with the caption though. "Suddenly Refinance"? "Refinance, Interrupted"? Once I figure that out, I'll be sure to take it out my head and fax it over to ya.
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