Fuck This Shit

I was up till about 2 working last night on something that should have taken 10 minutes, and woke up spontaneously this morning at 7:30 with a splitting headache. My partner stirred too so we had a massive hour-long cuddle session before he had to shower and get up. But I didn't get up. I lay in bed, fuming at my life, thinking FUCK THIS SHIT! and deciding I would just keep laying there. One of my bosses is off this week, himself nursing a horrible cold from his own brand of overwork, and my new colleague is having a family emergency which, despite involving a hospital and sounding very alarming for him, was a relief for me; no questions or new issues to look at from him. I fired up Scruff and a rather skanky dude 300 feet from me wanted to hook up now Now NOW asking how hung How Hung HOW HUNG, but my partner was in the shower and I needed to somehow wake up more fully so I told him I'd text him in a half an hour. And after my partner left and I had a bowl of cereal, I asked if he wanted to come drain my nuts and he was all HOW HUNG and I told him and he said OK and then I never heard from him again. (I'm the only person in the world who doesn't lie about how big his dick is, I guess; I'd love another inch or so but most dudes are perfectly fine with it.) But another guy I've been playing Scruff tag with, also about 330 feet away, cruised my profile wordlessly. And about ten minutes later he was here in my apartment with my dick in his mouth. He wasn't all that great, but FUCK THIS SHIT, I got my dick sucked.

He's actually nice looking, with a vaguely Saddam Hussein kinda vibe going on-- a young Saddam with shaved-sides, floppy-top hipster hair and 70s porn 'stache. He has a very cute little body with a serious badonk. He gave me that kind of barely-there head that makes me feel like I might cum even before my dick is hard because I'm trying so hard to focus on the tiny movements. He would not kiss or let me eat his ass because he hadn't showered.

But FUCK THIS SHIT, I didn't care if my dick was hard or not, or if he was put off my my barking instructions to him. I was getting my fucking dick sucked! So I told him more this, less that, and put my feet around his waist and up on his meaty buns, and gingerly held his scruffy Saddam chin and thought about my dick and how much I love my dick and how little I care about anything else right now cuz FUCK THIS SHIT and I got a boner and he got more into it and told me he wanted me to fuck him but FUCK THAT SHIT I was getting my dick sucked and I told him I would fuck him later, when I wasn't operating with a migraine on 5 hours of sleep, and then I unceremoniously unloaded my nuts into him, with a loud "Ahhhhhhhhhh I needed that."

He liked the cum and swallowed it all and licked me clean.

Then he wanted to talk, which was nice-- he was extremely wary and strange when he got here, and I gave him multiple opportunities to bail, but I guess he's just shy. A little fey. Very interested in what I do, why I'm working so much, where I am from, ya ya ya. I talked volubly because FUCK THIS SHIT I wanted to, and he told me a little bit about his job selling realty and his friends or lack thereof, and then off he went, shaking my hand before he left, which was awfully discordant with the fact that he had just gulped down 12 ounces of my most private manly secretions. But FUCK IT, I got my dick sucked.