web log analysis Confessions of a Promiscuous Top: Too Juicy

Friday, August 9, 2013

Too Juicy

Couple things in this might not be for the faint of heart!

Today I was approached, rather late in the afternoon, by a guy I've played tag with for the better part of a year on adam4adam, but place and time never aligned. Today he was finally in a position to have me over to fuck him. His pictures looked pretty nice, especially from behind, but he wasn't the hottest dude in the world. I ran over in the car and found a parking space right across from his place and was feeling good about getting to plow and seed him. He answered the door looking a bit older than his pictures, and would not kiss. It was a drag. He groped at my dick which was not responding. I whipped out this flabby little acorn and he seemed unimpressed. "If you're not gonna kiss, you gotta suck it," I said, rather exasperated, ensuring with this amorous pillow talk that we would both be as turned on as possible. But he did get on his knees and work on it... and, I'm a little horrified to even convey this, but... wow, it was like he was going to bite the freaking thing off! He had a very weird technique of sucking very hard-- which was fine, that would get me hard for sure, since his tongue was velvety smooth-- but then he would, like, kinda chew it! Like, with his incisors! It was freaky! I was like, please, please don't bite off my dick! I actually felt myself starting to panic a bit. To keep my cool, I told him to bend over the bed instead. His ass was a little skinny but shapely enough and not bad rimming. His dick was hard as a rock; is this a reflex for these guys? There was like zero sexual chemistry in this room to account for such a blazing erection on his part. But his tumescent length and his ass got me hard. My excited organ inflates to about 5 times its flaccid size; it's a magic trick that never fails to delight dudes who might otherwise be a bit disappointed in me at first-- and I stuck it in his face and he sucked me better this time, happy to have something so meaty and thick to work on instead, but still he had that weird biting/chewing technique. I went back to rimming and then just stuck in his hiked-up ass and fucked him. I slipped in all the way to the nuts with just about no resistance. Without any kissing or foreplay or anything like that, it felt like a crazy kind of grappling, almost not even sex, except that his insides were super slippery and warm and nice; my dick went into him like a hot knife into butter and I humped and groped and manhandled him while my dick impaled him. I switched off eating him and fucking him a few times, but then when I pulled out... I feel pretty sure he was clean, just unuuuuusually juicy. Which explained the sleek pleasure of deep dicking him, but it was just too gross. I looked down at my dick and saw that my fat fleshy dickhead had dragged a good bit of the dark, viscous, almost briny goop out of him along its plungerlike ridge. I announced that I needed to clean up, and he followed me into the bathroom, showering his rear while I soaped off my dick. He apologized very earnestly and I tried to brush it off. My heart was really not very in this any more, but I did want to get off, and I know how mortifying this can be for a bottom. So once he was done, I asked if he wanted to continue, and he seemed to, so I lay back on his pillows and presented my rubbery tool for him to suck hard again. And, again with the fucking biting! I figured if I wanted to leave with my penis still attached to my body and not ringed with bruises or riddled with tetanus, I should just cum already. So I did. There was enough pressure built up from the fucking to just unload down his throat. To his credit, he swallowed pretty well and kept working my dickhead to keep the throbbing going as long as I could keep pumping out the spooge. And then I hopped up, got dressed, said thanks, and left.

This is really not my kind of sex! Even with all that washing up it lasted about 15 minutes. But I had to write it here to keep this journal complete. So here it is.

Dudes! Don't fucking BITE the dicks you're sucking! Sweet Jesus!

9 comments:

  1. Bad sign. Everyone... I mean, EVERYONE knows this is how the zombie apocalypse starts. First dicks, then brains!

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    1. Oh shit. Zombies? Fuck. I knew it. I'm gonna make preparations.

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    2. I'd honestly rather someone ate my brain than my dick. I dunno if anyone has ever done to you guys what that dude did to me, but I am still a little freaked out!

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  2. Well... Just in case I were ever tempted to cheat on my husband, that just cured me.

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    1. Heh should I make my warning on the first page more strident?

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  3. thats called fucking the shit out of him;) thats good ! bet it felt good while you fucked into it?

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    1. Noooooo Anonymous, a little part of my brain stem always dies when that happens.

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    1. Not one of my favorite hookups honestly, but glad you liked it, Mr Vett!

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