web log analysis Confessions of a Promiscuous Top: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Today I finally got to blow this huge frustrated pent-up load I've been carrying in my nuts since last night's debacle with Bossy Bottom of the Levant! I came huge in a guy with horrible froggy face pictures and body shots that looked sorta good but were from odd enough angles and with bad enough lenses that I wondered whether they were artful (=deceitful). But today after a very frustrating errand and a bizarre argument with my mom-- whom I must be very patient with, as she's pretty confused after a stroke, but who also drives me bat-shit crazy sometimes-- I just wanted to get the fuck out and ejaculate down someone's throat so I could fucking think. So I got online, saw him there, knew he was free to host in the afternoons only, and asked him if he wanted me to go cum in him. He said sure, gave me his number, and I drove over. He was barely three miles away on the same road my mom lives off. So at least it would be an easy orgasm, even if he didn't look like much.

Well, he was that rarest of breeds (especially here in this southern city full of skanks)-- the guy who looks a lot better than his pictures. His body was awesome-- small, compact, very muscular, huge fleshy nips, tight little waist, meaty arms, thick neck. I really liked his ears-- it's crazy but when a guy has nicely shaped ears, it makes my dick swell. (My husband's ears completely mesmerized me during our first few dates and they still make me feel good whenever he looks at me from a certain angle that shows them off. I'm weird.) I was a half hour late because of the crazy argument, and full of blustery aggravation from all that's happened in the past three weeks which I had to dispense, so I breezed into his apartment and told him I was sorry to be late, my time was not my own, my life was out of control, yadda yadda. He seemed amused and sympathetic and looked up to me like I was a giant cranky slab of steak when I lumbered up to him, grabbed his waist, pulled him to me, and pushed my face into his. He kissed me really nicely for a jocky dude's dude. He was clearly very into me which was again a very nice change after last night. He was wearing a tight lycra armless workout shirt and some workout shorts. His head was buzzed close to his scalp and his face, while not classically handsome, looked pretty manly and nice. This dude definitely needs new pix. He's another dude who hits on me most of the times when I come down but I never took him up on it because of how he looked. If I'd known I would have juiced up his guts a half a dozen times by now. Totally the kind of dude I like to fuck.

Fucking wasn't going to be on the menu today, though. He started on his knees sucking my knob nice and slow, the contact making my knees buckle, and got me very hard very quickly. I pulled him up to me by his arms and sucked his face some more, and chewed on his neck and ear while he told me how hot I was and how much he loved my dick, and I asked if he was gonna take it in his ass. "Are we gonna do that today, dude?" he asked. "I totally wanna fuck you," I said into his ear, and bit his neck some more hoping to persuade him that he needed my spooging tool inside him. "I want you to come back and fuck me sometime we're not in a hurry man," he said, "come back and fuck me all day long." I knew I wouldn't last long anyway, and figured this seemed like a good deal if it was for real, so I told him that was cool. "So you'll just swallow me down today," I suggested, and he said "Oh yeah, I want that load man, I want this dick cumming in my throat," and he knelt back down and gave me some more pleasure.

I sat back and let him work me to the edge, which didn't take long after being teased for so long with no release last night, and I told him where I was. "Keep me there, man, this is what I wanna feel, don't make me cum yet," I begged, and he obeyed, swirling and swirling around my dickhead making my tool harder and harder and harder, harder than it's been in a long time. It felt like my dick would just take off and land on the moon. I kept slowing him down then letting him build it back up again. But then as my dick ached and engorged to an insane degree, I just relaxed all the muscles in my body and let him do whatever he could to me. And the pressure became unbearable till it welled up in me and overflowed and my dick took control of me, firing like a bazooka. Shot after hard shot went into the meaty little dude, and he was in hog heaven, squealing with delight at my salty thick deliveries. "Don't stop man, keep it up, I'm still cumming," I said, and he didn't, and it was fucking awesome. He drained me dry.

When I was done orgasming, I just laughed and laughed. The release was so good, it was all I could think to do. "That was fucking awesome," he said, and I agreed. I stood up, grabbed him, and chewed his neck again. "I can't wait to fuck that ass," I growled in his ear. "I don't get a lot of free time, but when I do, I'm gonna fuck the hell out of you." He said he couldn't wait and I believed him.

After that I checked on my mom and went to the gym for a bit to blow off a little more steam before coming back into the never-ending spiral of need here. After ten minutes or so of bouncing on the cross trainer, I texted the little meaty dude, saying, "I feel ten pounds lighter, man. Thanks again." Before I clicked send, I realized I was about to send that to my mom's speech therapist. That would have been awkward! I deleted it and typed it again, to him this time, and sent it. He said, "My kinda man." Nice! We exchanged a few more inane horny texts about how I was gonna plow his body like a yeoman's field, and I finished my workout and left the gym with a spring in my step.

Mom was a bit better when I got back, but crap keeps coming up and adding to my endless to-do list. It's heating up down here already and when we first turned on the AC this afternoon, it blew hot. So now I get to arrange repairs to that. It never ends.

I'm gonna break my usual rule and make it a priority to fuck some cum into this little dude. I truly can't wait... there are not enough meaty short dudes out there who want to let a top manhandle him and flood him with sperm. I gotta take advantage. Wish me luck!

8 comments:

  1. Good luck man - he seems hot and a good guy to boot. you should have a great time with him and had to laugh at almost sexting the wrong person. It is my greatest fear that i wills end a dick pic to some unsuspecting relative or business associate. Your attraction to a guys ears reminded me of a hook up in indianapolis once. the guy was riding me and couldnt get enough of nibbling on my ears. at first it was ticklish and kind of distracting but seeing how hot it made him made me fuck him harder.

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    1. I actually did once accidentally text my partner instead of a random dude I was going to fuck. Luckily all I said was "I'm here-- apt no?" But that was enough to let my partner know what I was up to. Thankfully he just ignored it. Yikes!

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  2. great story - I haven't been here in a while - like your profile pic update!

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  3. I haven't heard of anyone being flustered and hot about ears before. That makes you so endearing.

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    1. I bet everyone has some little quirk of attraction like that, Patrick. Do you?

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  4. I do! But mine is not the same for each guy. One guy, it will be his ears that stick out too far and make me think if handles while he blows me. Another guy, it'll be the hair coming out of his shirt and hinting at what lies under his clothes. Sometimes a scar will do it. Or the way his eyes wander to a certain point when he thinks... There's so much to appreciate in men! I never know what'll get me excited next.

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    1. Oh yeah, some guys definitely have personal traits that suddenly jump out at you and make you want him. But when that thing is a dude's ears... well, I just don't know what to say, it makes me looooong for him.

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